apparently me screaming in fear sounds slightly sexual
(via mycroftsmuffins)
Without trying to sound like a hippy
I’ve always loved that song ‘Sound of Silence’ by Simon & Garfunkel. Like from the very first time I heard it, I thought it was the coolest thing ever.
drunk and trying to sing ‘lose yourself’
His palms are sweaty, knees weak
arms spaghetti
there’s vomit on spaghetti already
mom’s spaghetti
He’s nervous, but on the surface he looks calm spaghetti
to drop bombs
but he keeps on spaghetti
This is so completely relevant considering the events which took place last night.
(via katkinkat)
That picture circulating Tumblr of Natalie Portman is so great

FREEMASONS RUN THE COUNTRY
(via percentmoreboring)
Remember
When Kony was all the rage? Did anyone end up following through with the event? :|
Ehrmagerd
I lost my first follower!
I’m pretty sure it’s because I came across as a “femmephobic prick”.
I dislike when people get mad at other people for having an opinion. :/
New Kids on the Block + Backstreet Boys
I’m trying to find cool things with the Adelaide tag, move out the way.
Today
I paid for half a Chupa Chup
Saw this on bus today.
I will assume that this is how Mr. Bean came to be. An ex-pilot with an addiction he could not kick.





